How Many Towels Does It Take to Bath a Screaming Newborn?

1) One to clean up the projectile poop and pee that always shoots out as soon as the child is naked.

2) One to clean up the huge puddle of water on the floor because you forgot to plug the drain in the bathtub.

3) One to dry the poor freezing screaming child once the bath is over.

4) And one to carry the soaking wet clothes that are covered in pee and poop to the washing machine.

And I thought we had way too many towels!